dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

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precumming:

dietbeates:

precumming:

What should I get my mom for her bday?

a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.

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hannuhgrace:

Lol I didn’t crush on Jesse Mccartney when I was 13..oh no I was week in the knees for the british one that no one knew about.

Hahaha I still Declan’s music…don’t hate.

xXxx

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